bava 7

The Cullens were panicing. Due to an idiotic fight Jake was now a toddler minded teen. Emmett was the most worried right now, more at what would happen to them then Jake. Edward was trying to figure a way to fix this.

"You have two medical degrees," Jasper said, "Fix this!"

Edward scuffed, "I don't know how to fix this!"

Emmett paced the floor. Jake crawled over to him and pulled his pantleg and raised the bottle, "Guys we are beyond screwed. Screwed would be a blessing right now."

"Bottle," Jake said waving his bottle.

Emmett sighed and took the bottle, "Guys we are dead."

"Maybe we can fix this," Edward said, "Make it look like it happened at his house." Jake stood and followed Emmett to the Kitchen, "Jake! Jake come here, want a toy?"

Jake looked at Edward and whimpered grabbing to Emmett. Emmett looked at him and then at Edward, "Yeah, fix that,"

"We're boned," Jasper rubbed his head.

Emmett sighed he looked at the clock and sighed, "I have to go to work in an hour. You're off today, Jasper. You'll have to watch him," he said.

"Japer," Jake said taking his bottle.

"What!?" Jasper looked over, "Take him to work with you,"

"And bring my pending death closer!" Emmett yelled, "I'm already going to be late, I have to go," he wakled to his room to get dressed in his Dominoes attire.

Jasper looked at Jake and sighed, "Oh man,"

"Emmett would you drop me off?" Edward began to underess himself and head upstairs too.

"Japer, Japer!" the amnesiac called.

"What?" Jasper got up and looked at him.

"Hungry," he said. Jasper just pouted, his brothers sucked. He walked into the kitchen and made some mac and cheese because it's cliche. Jake pulled at his hair.

"Stop that," he scolded and grabbed the native american teen, putting him in the highchair and handing him a teething ring. Jake took it and chewed on it, Jasper sighed and just hoped he didn't crack it.

"You know what to do right, Jasper?" Emmett said walking downstairs.

Edward followed, "He'll be fine,"

"You guys suck," Jasper said putting the bowl of mac infront of Jake. He wrapped a bib around his neck and sighed, "You know you guys could help-"

The room went silent except for the sound of sniffing coming from the Cullen boys' noses. The air became thick with a horrendous smell that made their faces' twist in revolt. They covered their noses and nearly gagged. All focus went to find the source of the horrible stench. All eyes fell on Jake, who was happily making a mess of his food.

Emmett looked at him, "He didn't!"

Edward covered his nose, "I think he did." he backed away.

Jasper looked over at him and then at his brothers, "Uhm.....Emmett?"

Emmett looked over, "Oh h*ll no!"


Jake chewed on the teething ring as he lied on the floor waiting to be changed. Edward and Emmett ran away leaving poor Jasper to do it himself. Jasper whimpered as he mentally prepared himself. He had nose plugs in to help him, not that they helped all that much. He sobbed as he was brought so low as to wipe the butt of his former enemy. And not to mention his father was going to tear him twelve new anuses. He was depressed.

Jake giggled at Jasper's disguisted face, "Funny face," he said as Jasper powdered him.

"I bet it is funny, you little bastard," Jasper sighed rediapering him

"Japer," Jake said, "Japer, play."

Jasper sighed and took the horrible smelling insult on his nose outside to burn it on the abandoned grill in the alley behind the house.

Jake being left inside by himself with the mindset of a true toddler was definately the product of an insanity mind or an eternal teenager with more of a determination to destroy a dirty diaper. Or both. The former wolf proved this by getting up and taking his crayons and coloring on the hardwood floors. Then when he got bored of that, as in an attempt to show he was a genius Jasper poured gas on the diaper to get it to burn faster, he walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge and reached for a jug of juice, spilling the whole jug on himself and the floor.

He'd become plenty sticky in the time it took Jasper to put out the gas induced fire on the grill, and half the garage. Jake wiped the wet mess from his hands to the cabinets and walls and tottled to his toys.

After the fire was thoroughly extinguished Jasper sighed and came back in the house and decided to have Edward or Emmett buy some disposable diapers. He walked into the sight of a demolished kitchen and a sticky, dirty Jake. He gasped. How can he get so much destroyed so quickly!?

"Jake!" he growled at the toddler teen. Jake just looked at him innocently. The curly haired blonde just sighed and grabbed him, taking him to the bathroom to be washed, "Why'd you wait until after I changed you to make a mess of yourself?"